Snowmen Jokes / Recent Jokes
What's the difference between snowmen and snow-women? Snowballs.
10. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes!
9. Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho!
8. Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs!
7. Why was Santa's little helper depressed? He had low ELF esteem!
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark? Frostbite!
5. Where do you find reindeer? It depends on where you leave them!
4. What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers!
3. What do reindeer have that no other animals have? Baby reindeer!
2. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic!
1. How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet!
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs!
How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle!
What sort of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
Frost bite!
How do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What are snowmen's favorite breakfast food?
Frosted Flakes.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers.
What do snowmen eat for dinner?
Ham Br-r-r-r-r-gers!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
How do snowmen travel?
Icecycles!
What happened when the snowgirl broke up with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder!
What did the snowgirl say to her favorite snowboy?
I love you SNOW much!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What's an ig?
An eskimo's home without a loo!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs!
What sort of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!
How do snowmen clean their teeth?
Ice Picks!
What do you call a snowman using too much toothpaste?
Frothy the Snowman!