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Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: SNOWBALLS!!!
How can you tell a Snowman from a Snowwoman?
The Snowwoman is the one wearing the make-up!
How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you!
How do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
How do you get milk from a polar bear?
Rob its fridge and run like mad.
I'll bet you can't tell me where my mother comes from!
Alaska!
That's cheating!
What bird gasps and pants at the North Pole?
A puffin.
What did the snowman's girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?
The cold shoulder!
What do snow kids have for breakfast?
Ice Krispies!
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
What do snowmen like on their burgers?
Chilly saunce!
And Joseph went up from Galilee to Bethlehem with Mary, his espoused wife, who was great with child. And she brought forth a Son and wrapped Him in swaddling clothes and laid Him in a manger because there was no room for them in the inn. And the angel of the Lord spoke to the shepherds and said; "I bring you tidings of great joy. Unto you is born a Savior, which is Christ the Lord."
"There's a problem with the angel," said a Pharisee, who happened to be strolling by. As he explained to Joseph, angels are widely regarded as religious symbols, and the stable was on public property, where such symbols were not allowed to land, or even hover.
"And I have to tell you, this whole thing looks to me very much like a Nativity scene," he said sadly. "That's a no-no, too."
Joseph had a bright idea "What if I put a couple of reindeer over there near the ox and the ass?" he said, eager to avoid sectarian strife.
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What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle
What do you call a Snowman in the Tropics?
Lost!
What do you call a snowman on roller blades?
A snowmobile!
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
Frost bite!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a mobile phone?
"We're talking in the air..."
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man!
What do you say to a stressed snowman?
Chill out!
What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill!
What does a snowman's wife put on her face at night?
Cold cream!
What is a Snowman's favorite Drink?
Ice Tea!
What kind of cakes do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of frosting!
What's a snowman's favourite Mexican food?
Brrrrrr-itos!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs!
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a "Snow"-bank!
Why did the snowman go to the middle of the lake?
Because snow man's an island!
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
A: You have to holow out it's head first
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it's Decembrrrrrrrr!