Star Trek Jokes

Paramount won’t go with midnight showings when their movie debuts on May 8th. They've decided to start their midnight showings for Star Trek at 7pm instead. The film company stated that this will allow more Trekkies to attend on the first day without being exposed to direct sunlight.

Recently I represented a paper I draw cartoons for at the Buffalo Comicon. Obviously out looking for exposure and finding new advertisers for the paper.
This may suprise you but some comic book people are what you might call....strange. A lot of comic book people are well over middle age and appear to still live with their parents. Now, I met a bunch of cool artists that have it together and may even rent their own apartment. But, the comic book fans.....uh, a little cuckoo. I could only compare it to a minor league trekkie convention.
If you read this and say that I am lying, but you are reading this in your mom's basement surrounded by boxes of DC and Marvel comic books and no girlfriend in your near future, maybe you should reevaluate things. Get out. Get some sun. I am a big Spiderman and X-Men fan. However, my real life is not associated with the characters ever. It's called.....reality.

An asteroid between Mars and Jupiter has been renamed "7307 Takei" in honor of the actor, best known for his role as Hikaru Sulu in the original "Star Trek" series and movies.

It is fairly easy to spot. It is the big gay one with the deep voice.

Top 10 Signs You've Watched Too Much Star Trek:10) You send weekly love letters to the actress who played the Green Skinned Orion Slave Girl in episode number 7. 9) You pull the legs off your hamster so you'll have a tribble. 8) You tried to join the Navy just so you could serve aboard the Enterprise. 7) Your wife left you because you wanted her to dress like a Klingon and torture you for information. 6) You went to San Francisco to see if you might bump into Kirk and crew while they were in the 20th Century looking for a whale. 5) Your college thesis was a Comparison of the Illustrious Careers of T.J. Hooker and Captain Kirk. 4) You fly into a homicidal rage anytime people say "Star Trek? Isn't that the one with Luke Skywalker?" 3) You have no life. 2) You recognize more than 4 references on this list. 1) You join NASA, hijack a shuttle, and head for the coordinates you calculated for the planet Vulcan.

The ashes of over 200 individuals, including James Doohan - Star Trek's "Scotty," are ready to be launched into space.



NASA fears this memorial will embolden future "Nowak-ian" astronaut candidates, looking to join the program only to get a piece of ash.