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The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued. more...

Sixth grade science teacher Mr. Sampson asks his class, "Who can tell me which
organ of the human body expands to ten times its usual size when stimulated?"
Nobody raises a hand, so he calls on the first student to look his way. "Mary,
can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to ten times its usual
size when stimulated?"
Mary stands up, blushing furiously. "Sir, how dare you ask such a question?" she
says. "I'm going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal,
who will have you fired!"
Mr. Sampson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but undaunted. He asks the class the
question again, and this time Sam raises his hand. "Yes, Sam?" says Mr. Sampson.
"Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye."
"Very good, Sam. Thank you."
Mr. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, "Mary, I have three things to tell you:
First, it's clear that more...

Reviewing homework assignments, the teacher asks Sandy to tell the class what part of the human body enlarges to seven times its original size when stimulated.
Sandy stands up and says, "Miss Smith, I know the answer, but I'm too embarrassed to say it."
"Paul," the teacher says, "Please tell the class what part of the human body enlarges to seven times its size when stimulated."
Paul stands and says, "When stimulated by light, the pupil of the eye enlarges to seven times its original size."
"Correct, Paul." Then, turning to Sandy, the teacher says, "First of all Sandy, you did not do your homework. Second, you have a very dirty mind. Third, when you marry, you're in for a very big disappointment!"