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Adventurer Sir Edmund Hillary has died at age 88. He was the first man atop Mt. Everest.
Big deal, there's been NO man atop Rosie O'Donnell.
Robert Bohannon, a North Carolina molecular scientist, has come up with a way to add caffeine to baked goods. It's good news for caffeine addicts. However, Bohannon says before he allows the secret to get out, he owes it to everyone to develop a method for subduing an over-caffeinated Star Jones.
Breaking news: On Rosie O'Donnell's first episode of "The View," Tom Cruise is going to be a guest. Instead of the couch, Tom is going to use her stomach as a trampoline. The reason he is jumping from excitement? Star Jones is off the show!!!
Katie Holmes will be waiting backstage but will not be allowed to speak.
Former "The View" host Star Jones finally admitted to having her stomach stapled. Her only regret is that her ex-friend Rosie O'Donnell didn't do the same and staple her mouth shut.
ABC announced that Rosie O'Donnell will join the cast of "The View," as well as other changes to the program. The policy of four menopausal harpies yapping at the same time while testing the patience of anyone who isn't a homebound pregnant woman will remain the same.
How about that cruise ship that sunk off the coast of Greece? Talk about a strange coincidence. You have a perfectly good cruise ship that had gone on close to a thousand voyages, and all of a sudden Rosie O’Donnell hopes on board and the sucker goes down.