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...states are now requiring "neutral facial expressions" for drivers license photos...or as DMV calls it, the "Joan Rivers" look.
New satellite measurements show that crucial sea ice in the Arctic Ocean has plummeted to its second-lowest level on record.
The lowest level was recorded last year during a visit by Rosie O'Donnell.
Police reported that the suspect had accidently wandered on to the set of "The View."
The first woman to get a new face was Joan Rivers.
"I will not denigrate Ms. Walters," ousted "The View" host, Star Jones, told Larry King yesterday. "I will, however, aggressively seek out SNL repeats so I may laugh at Gilda Radner's impression of her."
Now that Star Jones has been ousted, "The View" is looking to fill the "black" seat. Scheduled to audition soon are Brandy, Naomi Campbell and Britney Spears' parenting skills.