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Police said trespassing charges would not be filed against Rosie O'Donnell.

Police found 93 pounds of women's panties in a burgurlar's home. The evidence filled five garbage bags.

They immediately contacted Rosie O'Donnell to see if she was missing 5 pairs of panties.

For each pair of Google searches, choose the one that returns the greater number of search results.*
1) a. "anal fissures" b. "vaginal itching"
2) a. "Blacks are stupid" b. "Jews control the media"
3) a. "Paris Hilton" & "dumb ass" b. "Paris Hilton" & "skank"
4) a. "dirty Sanchez" b. "rusty trombone"
5) a. "hot Asian teens" b. "fat girls naked"
6) a. "Janet Reno is sexy" b. "Rosie O'Donnell is sexy"
7) a. "Michael Jackson" & "pedophile" b. "Whitney Houston" & "crackhead"
*search results as of August 20, 2006, 2:35 EDT

answers: 1)a 2)b 3)b 4)a 5)b 6)a 7)a