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Now that I've seen a picture of Tom Cruise's baby, I'm not sure I want to have his babies any more...

The International Astronomical Union made the decision today that Pluto is no longer a planet.



Ironically, this occurred just one day after Paramount Pictures made the decision that Tom Cruise is no longer a star.

Here’s a story from Malaysia – police detained a group of little people burglars that called themselves ‘The Midgit Gang.’ Now authorities don’t know much about the gang, but do believe that Tom Cruise might be the ringleader.

Paramount Chairman Sumner Redstone announced the movie company has officially severed ties with actor Tom Cruise, noting that "Tom's recent conduct has not been acceptable to Paramount."

Well, after seeing both War of the Worlds and Mission Impossible III, I can honestly say I know what Redstone means...

In recent speeches, McCain points out that Obama is too "out of touch" to be President of the United States. He goes on to say that America needs to stay on the same track. The old red, white and blue needs someone who is as attuned to the hearts and minds of its citizens as George W. Bush.
Inside sources report that McCain hired Tom Cruise last week as his new speechwriter, to help him in this close race, because America knows how "in touch" Tom Cruise is. Good choice McCain!