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These four guys were walking down the street,
a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a
New Yorker.
A reporter comes running up and says,
'Excuse me, what is your opinion about the
meat shortage?'
The Saudi says,' Excuse me, what's a shortage?'
The Russian says,' Excuse me, what's meat?'
The North Korean says,' Excuse me, what's an opinion?'
The New Yorker, says,' Excuse me? What's excuse me?

These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker. A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?"The Saudi says, "What's a shortage?"The Russian says, "What's meat?"The North Korean says, "What's an opinion?"The New Yorker, says, "Excuse me?? What's excuse me?"

These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.
A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?"
The Saudi says, "What's a shortage?"
The Russian says, "What's meat?"
The North Korean says, "What's an opinion?"
The New Yorker, says, "Excuse me? What's excuse me?"

These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker. A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?"The Saudi says, "What's a shortage?"The Russian says, "What's meat?"The North Korean says, "What's an opinion?"The New Yorker, says, "Excuse me? What's excuse me?"

These four guys were walking down the street; a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.
A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?"
The Saudi says, "What's 'shortage'?"
The Russian says, "What's 'meat'?"
The North Korean says, "What's 'opinion'?"
The New Yorker, says, "'Excuse me'? What's 'excuse me'?"

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he Sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"
The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:' Brave American saves life of little girl'"? the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!"? says the man. "Oh, what are you then?" The man says: - "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.

These four guys were walking down the street: a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.
A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?"
The Saudi says, "Excuse me, what's a shortage?"
The Russian says, "Excuse me, what's meat?"
The North Korean says, "Excuse me, what's an opinion?"
The New Yorker, says, "Excuse me?? What's excuse me?"