"12 Daze of Christmas at AOL" joke

On the 1st day of Christmas AOL gave to me……..
unlimited hours with a flat fee.
On the 2nd day of Christmas AOL gave to me……
2 buddy lists and unlimited hours with a flat fee.
On the 3rd day of Christmas AOL gave to me……
3 Emails, 2 buddy lists and unlimited hours with a flat fee.
On the 4th day of Christmas AOL gave to me…….
4 frozen screens, 3 Emails, 2 buddy lists and unlimited hours with a flat fee.
On the 5th day of Christmas AOL gave to me……
5 Chat Room brawls!!! 4 frozen screens, 3 Emails, 2 buddy lists and unlimited
hours with a flat fee.
On the 6th day of Christmas AOL gave to me……
6 snerts annoying, 5 Chat Room brawls!!! 4 frozen screens, 3 Emails, 2 buddy
lists and unlimited hours with a flat fee.
On the 7th day of Christmas AOL gave to me……
7 hackers hacking, 6 snerts annoying, 5 Chat Room brawls!!! 4 frozen screens, 3
Emails, 2 buddy lists and unlimited hours with a flat fee.
On the 8th day of Christmas AOL gave to me……..
8 wavs playing, 7 hackers hacking, 6 snerts annoying, 5 Chat Room brawls!!! 4
frozen screens, 3 Emails, 2 buddy lists and unlimited hours with a flat fee.
On the 9th day of Christmas AOL gave to me……..
9 creeps IMing, 8 wavs playing, 7 hackers hacking, 6 snerts annoying, 5 Chat
Room brawls!!! 4 frozen screens, 3 Emails, 2 buddy lists and unlimited hours
with a flat fee.
On the 10th day of Christmas AOL gave to me…..
10 fingers cramping, 9 creeps IMing, 8 wavs playing, 7 hackers hacking, 6 snerts
annoying, 5 ChatRoom brawls!!! 4 frozen screens, 3 Emails, 2 buddy lists and
unlimited hours with a flat fee.
On the 11th day of Christmas AOL gave to me……
11 Hosts T. O. S. ing. 10 fingers cramping, 9 creeps IMing, 8 wavs playing, 7
hackers hacking, 6 snerts annoying, 5 Chat Room brawls!!! 4 frozen screens, 3
Emails, 2 buddy lists and unlimited hours with a flat fee.
(OK…. Once more time with feeling…. Everybody join in!)
On the 12 th day of Christmas AOL gave to me…….
12 Emoticons smiling: -), 11 Hosts T. O. S. ing, 10 fingers cramping, 9 creeps
IMing, 8 wavs playing, 7 hackers hacking, 6 snerts annoying, 5 CHAT ROOM
BRAWLS!!!! 4 frozen screens, 3 Emails, 2 buddy lists AND UNLIMITED HOURS WITH A
FLAT FEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!