Bailout Jokes / Recent Jokes
What do you call a girl from Prague giving out free BJ's? A Stimulus Czech...
The Commerce Department's NationalTelecommunications Information Administration and the AgricultureDepartment's Rural Utility Service are spearheading a $7.2 billion stimulusinitiative to expand broadband access to ruralAmericalikeAshville,North Carolina.
In a related story,West Virginia is petitioning the government forfunding to broadcast color television and for push button telephone service.
Maria Bartiromo tells Stephen we shouldn't have knee-jerk reactions to the Wall Street collapse.
Elizabeth Banks, who plays an adult film star in "Zack and Miri Make a Porno" will portray Laura Bush in Oliver Stone's upcoming film about the President entitled "W". The big difference... this money shot will instead be called a "bailout".
Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson's brilliant $700 billion plan could buy every single American 2,000 McDonald's apple pies.
Random House, publisher of "A Million Little Pieces," has agreed to a financial settlement with readers who claim they were defrauded by James Frey's memoir.
Zondervan, a publisher of the Bible, immediately declared bankruptcy.