Bailout Jokes / Recent Jokes
Bonus season at Goldman Sachs. For its employees theinvestment bank set aside $17 billion. Or about 531 Conans.
Banks that are getting taxpayer bailouts awarded their top executives nearly $1.6 billion in salaries, bonuses, and other benefits last year. But at least they saved millions of dollars by keeping their pens chained to the counters.
The financial crisis is not affecting me. All my money is tied up in unearned income.
Japanese car manufacturer Honda has begun the first commercial production of a zero-emission, hydrogen fuel-cell powered vehicle. The Japanese will begin dropping them over Detroit this month resulting in the complete financial devastation of the American car company.
The Senate is very proud to have done the work they're supposed to do all the time.
A few days ago Wachovia was near collapse, done in by the financial crisis. Now Citigroup and Wells Fargo are dueling over its takeover. Why in the hell are Citigroup and Wells Fargo sparring over troubled Wachovia? It makes as much sense as two men fighting over Amy Winehouse.
August 13 - August 19
"I rate the experience somewhere between grading papers and sex with a student."
- Barbara Morgan, first teacher in space.