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Shaggy, Shania Twain, and Britney Spears go in a limo to a restaurant. Someone farts and Shaggy says,"Wasn't me!".
Shania Twain says," That don't impress me much."
Britney Spears says,"Oops, I did it again."
The next day they go in a limo to a bar and someone farts. Shaggy says," Wasn't me!".
Shania Twain says," That don't impress me much."
Britney Spears says," Stronger than yesterday."

Three celebrities - Shaggy, Justin Timberlake, and Britney Spears - were all in an elvator and they some one farted.
Sshaggy said "it wasn't me". Justin says "bye bye bye". Britney says "opps I did it again"
The next day they were all in a hot tub and there were bubbles everywhere. Shaggy says "it wasn't me". Justin says "bye bye bye". Britney says "stronger than yesterday".

A court spokeswoman says Britney Spears has filed for divorce from rapper/dancer Kevin Federline. Can you actually believe that there are men out there that think they now have a shot at the new divorcee? I don't even think Kevin is gay. Oh well, happy hunting fellas.

If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be: Anna Nicole Smith. Sent by Marisa

Q.What do britney spears and pepsi bottles have in common?
A.Plastic jugs.

: 1. Is this the NKOTB reunion concert?

2. Does anyone know what state Lance is from?

3. Joey's Hoe #56

4. All the fellas in the house, lemme hear ya say Boom Shaka Laka Boom!

5. This Song Sucks! (and hold it up at the beginning of every song, or even better, hold it up when they're talking)

6. This girl has B.O. (with an arrow pointing to the person next to you)

7. I hate baby blue!

8. I actually like Joey actually

9. I'll Lay Down Beside You AJ!

10. Steve Fatone is HOT! (just a quick way to get yourself on the big screen)

11. What up, J-Dawg? Just wanted to make you feel welcome, yo.

12. Justin & Britney 4-Ever

13. Why don't you guys ever sing "The Hardest Thing?"

14. Hey JC! Where's Bobbi?

15. I made this poster just in case you guys forgot what you looked like (and tape a bunch of teeny posters on it)

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What did Britney Spears say when she peed on the bed?
Oops I did it again!