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What do Pepsi and Britney Spears have in common? Both come with plastic jugs.
Have you heard the new allegations from Britney Spears' ex bodyguard? Wow...allegations of nudity, drugs and rumored to have put a hit out on K-fed.......
I knew it was false....Britney hasn't put out a hit in years!
Britney Spears won't perform on this year's MTV Video Music Awards, according to her manager. Since she lost custody of her kids, Britney has no one to drive her to the show.
Breaking News... Britney Spears has married OJ Simpson. Commenting on the wedding, Britney thinks the stability of being married again will help influence the judges decision to prove once and for all she is serious about raising her kids in a stable environment. OJ had no comment on the wedding, but smiled and said "What goes on in Vegas stays in Vegas".
What does Hannibal Lecter call Britney Spears?
Dinner at Hooters.
Britney Spears filed for divorce from husband Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences and his new album. Spears will get to keep everything she had before the two married, including 100% of the couple's assets and talent.
It was reported that while Kevin Federline stands to get a whooping 10 million dollars in his divorce from Britney Spears while Britney stands to get her career back.