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Porn star Mary Carey unveiled plans on Tuesday to auction off her autographed, recently removed breast implants for charity.


Not to be outdone, former Jag star Catherine Bell plans to auction off her breast implants that will include a complete autobiography.

Drew Carey still needs more practice as the new host of The Price Is Right. Did you hear about Bob Barker's replacement?? He was hurt on the set of the game show Friday when his arm was caught in a revolving turntable during a rehearsal for the Grocery Game......the good news is he wasn't seriously injured......the bad news is that in honor of Bob Barker, hospital officials spayed and neutured him....

Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan. Mariah told CNN "I'm inconsolable at the present time, I was a very good friend of Jordan, he was probably the greatest basketball player this country has ever seen, we will never see his like again". When told by reporters that it was King Hussein of Jordan who had died and not Michael Jordan, Mariah was then led away by her security in a state of "confusion".

Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan. Mariah told CNN "I'm inconsolable at the present time, I was a very good friend of Jordan, he was probably the greatest basketball player this country has ever seen, we will never see his like again".
When told by reporters that it was King Hussein of Jordan who had died and not Michael Jordan, Mariah was then led away by her security in a state of "confusion".

Last night my 7-year old daughter, Rox, was playing with a toy moose that she got at some Christmas party. She showed it to my 9-year-old daughter, Carey, saying, "Look at the reindeer I got" Carey corrected her: "That's not a reindeer; that's a moose." Rox, puzzled, asked "Why didn't they make it a reindeer? It's Christmas." Carey, world-weary, sighed, "Bad marketing decision." They sure grow up fast.