Democrat Jokes / Recent Jokes

President Barack Obama has agreed to throw out the first pitch before the Major League Baseball All-Star game at Busch Stadium. Just hearing the words "president" and "Busch" together again is starting to make us nauseous.

July 9 - July15

- "Chicks really piss me off. I put the whole thing together, and they'd rather sleep with the musicians."

- Live Earth organizer Al Gore.

Hillary Clinton is showing signs of mental exhaustion from her long, hard campaign. She's imagining being shot at in Bosnia, imagining Obama being shot before the Democratic Convention, imagining shooting herself repeatedly in the foot...oh, wait-- that actually happened.

Defense Department officials are planning a new strategy for Iraq defined as "go big," "go long" and "go home," which, ironically, was the original title for Bill Clinton's memoirs.

With the National Mall booked solid, former Vice President Al Gore seeks to hold one of seven worldwide "Live Earth" concerts on the front lawn of Congress.

If permission is granted, it would mark the first time that a group of people gathered to produce harmony on Capitol Hill.

Al Gore’s son was going to join his dad in New Jersey, until he heard The Police were headlining, and figured he’d seen enough police for one week.

Jimmy Carter said Iraq is one of the "greatest blunders that American presidents have ever made." Take that Democrats, Carter admitted that Bush is the greatest.