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On Monday Governor Spitzer will turn in his key to the Governor’s Mansion.

But, don’t worry; he’ll keep the key to the mini bar.

Wow, Obama is recycling Clintonistas! How's that for a change?!
I wonder if there is a position for Monica Lewinski?

A first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were liberal Democrats, too. Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat was, but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands flew up into the air. There was one exception. A girl named Lucy had not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a liberal Democrat." "Then," asks the teacher, "What are you?" "Why I'm a proud conservative Republican," boasts the little girl. The teacher, a little perturbed and her face slightly red, asked Lucy why she is a conservative Republican. "Well, I was brought up to trust in myself instead of relying on an intrusive government to care for me and do all of my thinking. My Dad and Mom are conservative Republicans, and I am a conservative Republican too." The teacher, now angry, loudly says, "That's no reason! more...

This high end New York City prostitute allegedly charged Governor Spitzer five thousand dollars an hour.

And that's not the worst of it. Spitzer says he'd typically be at least 15 hundred in the hole before the Viagra even kicked in.

Five thousand bucks an hour?

Here would have been a better deal for the Governor.

You pay FIVE bucks, and you get screwed for TWO hours.

You go rent a movie starring Larry the Cable Guy.

...john mc cain picked up a crucial endorsement when the Log Cabin Republicans endorsed his presidential bid....not to be outdone, Barack Obama announced he has secured the endorsement of the Mrs. Butterworth Democrats.

"You can even ask the city hookers. My penis is this big!"

- Governor Eliot Spitzer