Democrat Jokes / Recent Jokes

Joe Biden said Sarah Palin has a lot of style and charisma, but no substance. He made the remark after looking at his notes from eight months ago and writing the name "Sarah Palin" over "Barack Obama".

Ashley Alexandra Dupre - a.k.a. "Kristen," the call girl linked to disgraced ex-gov Eliot Spitzer, has expressed great chagrin over photos of her currently being used by the media.

"My client may sell her body for use by all sorts of men," said attorney Don D. Buchwald, "but this is just plain disgusting!"

Q. When did Clinton realize Paula Jones wasn't a Democrat?
A. When she didn't swallow everything he presented.

Today is Mother's Day or as it is called in the John Edwards household, May 9th.

President-Elect Obama has pledged to do more for the environment. He has already begun with a vast recycling program of ex-Clinton officals.

Meanwhile, NBC has asked the White House if President Obama would like his own show in the 10 pm time slot.

Nancy Pelosi was visting her home district when the quake occurred. In fact, she and her husband were making love when the quake hit. Pelosi's husband said it was the first time in ten years that she moved during sex.