Democrat Jokes / Recent Jokes
Mr. Toyota made a statement that fixing safety problems is a number one priority. When asked if he was satisfied with that statement Joe Biden stated, “I think we should hear what Mr. General Motors has to say.”
USA Today reports that 9/11 put anonymous faces on the front page of history.
Former President Bill Clinton boasted, "I knew about Osama Bin Laden when he was a nobody."
Barack Obama was so busy during his Asian trip that he forgot to buy souvenirs for his daughters. Fortunately, he found a couple "made in China" T-shirts at a DC Wal-mart.
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,"Help, send the police to my house right away! There's a damn Democraton my front porch and he's playing with himself.""What?" the operator exclaimed. "I said there is a damn Democrat on myfront porch playing with himself and he's weird; I don't know him andI'm afraid! Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated."Well, now, how do you know he's a Democrat?""Because, you damn fool, if it was a Republican, he'd be screwingsomebody!"
Hillary Clinton compared herself this weekend to Rocky.
Does she mean she got brain damaged after being hit by a black guy?
Former President Bill Clinton meets with North Korea's Kim Jong Il to discuss swapping Hillary for two imprisoned journalists.
The Obama kids stayed home to babysit Joe Biden.