Democrat Jokes / Recent Jokes

A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?
AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for
being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise
money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to
your neighbor. You feel righteous.
A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the
underground and start a campaign of sabotage.
DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you
have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one more...

Barack Obama is expected to nominate Hillary Clinton to be his Secretary of State on Monday.  It will be interesting to see how Hillary handles having a male boss.  It will the first time she has been underneath a man since her wedding night.

President Barack Obama’s economic recovery plan is on track to pass the Senate after a handful of moderate Republicans and Democrats forced more than $100 billion in cuts from the bill. To keep things in perspective, 100 billion dollars could buy approximately 27 military toilet seats!

The Democratic Senator speaking before having his morning cup of coffee said, "I'm pleased that President Obama has forgiven me and look forward to being invited back to the White House for yet another KFC dinner."

President Obama is under fire for bowing to the Saudi king. However, the White House issued a statement defending Obama saying, “we’re in an economic crisis and the President was simply looking on the floor for loose change to help fund the next stimulus package.”

A nationally syndicated radio host is urging black Americans to refrain from spending money Friday, and his efforts are garnering support from some of the civil rights movement's heaviest hitters.

Good!, finally "whitey" can get some decent crack.

Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton Address the Nation from SNL.