Democrat Jokes / Recent Jokes
When he dislocated his right shoulder to pat himself on the back.
Supreme Court, In Controversial Decision, To Give Al Gore's Oscar to G.W. Bush
How to tell a Democrat from a Republican during the Holiday Season
by John Carlson And you thought you could tell Republicans from Democrats by how they vote. Not so! Just observe how they act during the holidays: Republican say "Merry Christmas!" Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"
Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending $50 to the Salvation Army. Democrats help the poor by giving $50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.
Democrats get back at Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws.
Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning
When toasting the Holidays, Republicans ask for sherry or mulled wine. Democrats ask for egg nog.
When not in stores, Republicans use a catalog. Democrats watch for "incredible tv offers" on late night television.
Democrats do more...
Democrats need to win six Republican seats in order to regain a majority in the senate. Republicans touted for that to happen, it's gonna take a lot of money and whole lot of macacca.
Al Gore has warned that cigarette smoking is a, "significant contributor to global warming."
Making even more of an impact was the hot-air released by this comment.
President Obama’s ratings are dropping…..we have not seen this kind of drop in the Whitehouse since Clinton dropped his pants!
Conservatives should give Obama a break when it comes to making a decision on the Afgan War.....It took him 6 months to decide on a dog!