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GOP Senator Nancy Riley has joined the Democratic Party because, "The moderate Republican has been pushed aside for the extreme right wing."
"I never pushed her," said Senator Joe Lieberman.

It wasn't enough when some members of the press were pointing to First Lady, Michelle Obama's, muscular physique and some dirtbag journalists referred to her as having man arms.
No! That wasn't enough!
Today there is a "news story" about Michelle Obama having a large staff.

Now that's just wrong!
Whats next? Are we going to demand that our first ladies go through a gender verification test like some sort of South African runner?

A salesman was travelling between towns and got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. Checking the spare, he found that it was flat, too. His only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the nearest town.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a pickup truck. He yelled out the window to the salesman "Need a lift?"
"Yes, I do", replied the salesman.
"You a Democrat or Republican?", asked the old man.
"A Republican", replied the salesman.
"Get screwed!", yelled the old man as he sped off.
The next to stop rolled down the window and asked the same question, to which the salesman gave the same answer "Republican."
The driver gave him the finger and drove off.
The salesman thought it over, and decided that maybe he should change his approach, since there appeared to be few Republicans in this area.
The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. more...

Pundit/skank Ann Coulter referred to Presidential candidate John Edwards as a "faggot" during her appearance at the Conservative Political Action Conference.

Based on this photo, perhaps Mister Coulter is projecting something?

Fox News and the Associated Press mistakenly called Republican Mark Foley a Democrat.
"Thank God," said Foley, "I thought they were gonna call me something else."

A staunchly conservative DNA scientist has confirmed that with today’s technology things are possible that once were only dreams. “There is now a way for us to see John F. Kennedy, Robert Kennedy, and Ted Kennedy all reunited...“ he said. “…and all we need is one more bullet!”

Fortunately, there were no embarrassing moments at this dinner unlike a few years ago when George Bush asked India's prime minister how he would like his steak cooked.