Democrat Jokes / Recent Jokes

After President Obama's encounter with a common housefly, Secret Sevice agents were ordered to install mosquito nets on all beds in the White House. *** In a related story, Sarah Palin invited Obama to a barbecue to draw the flies away from the food!

Joe Biden gave the toast prior to the meal so it wound up being a state breakfast instead.

Joe Leiberman, who lost Tuesday's Democratic primary, has vowed to run as an Independent. "If I can split the Democratic vote so the Republican candidate can win," said Leiberman, caressing a photo of George W. Bush, "Master will be pleased."

Ending a string of victories for Barack Obama, Pennsylvanians voted overwhelmingly for Hillary Clinton in the state's recent primary.

Hillary now looks ahead to Indiana, where she believes the primary issue will be who likes short haircuts or really short haircuts.

Radio network, Air America, has filed for bankruptcy. Host Al Franken will continue broadcasting because he is good enough, smart enough and dog gone it, people like him.

Gen. Eric K. Shinseki, the first Army four-star general of Japanese-American ancestry has been named President-elect Obama's Veterans Affairs secretary. Obama said he chose him even though he was offended that Shineski kept calling him "Balack."

The Obama White House is addicted to the word “unprecedented.” Obama has relied on “unprecedented” in more than 90 instances, using the word at least 129 times in everything from major addresses to small speeches, statements, memorandums and proclamations. Bush used the word 262 times in 8 years. Do you think this unprecedented use of the word "unprecedented" constitutes an unprecedented unpleasant President precedent?
Look for the use of “New and Improved” coming from Obama soon!