Democrat Jokes / Recent Jokes
Obama spared Courage an appearance before a death panel.
President Barack Obama on Saturday enlisted the help of his twopredecessors, George W. Bush and Bill Clinton, to lead a national driveto raise money for earthquake-ravaged Haiti. Obama is calling this Operation "You Guys Sucked Now Redeem Yourself".
Two uninvited guests slipped through security and crashed the state dinner at the White House Tuesday night. Today apologies were issued by Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi.
Bill Clinton has endorsed the idea of “reaching out” and “dialoguing” with Iran and Syria to “get a regional solution” to the Iraq problem.
This is not how you get people, or countries, to behave. Do we really need to employ the schoolyard bully example yet again, and remind folks that only after you kick his ass does a guy become your best friend?
Just look at the Japanese: we nuked their butts and now all they want to do is make money and snap pictures at Disneyland. And hey, they still get to oppress their women. This is a great example to the Muslim world: you can Westernize and still keep the bitches down.
Michael Moore swtiched his endorsement from Hillary to Barack this week, citing his better national foodcare policy.
The announcement took over 2 hours, as Moore doesn't like to talk with his mouth full.
SNL -Hillary Clinton discusses her selection as Secretary of State.
In related news, 100 people were arrested in Chicago during an after-dinner speech given by Joe Biden.