Democrat Jokes / Recent Jokes
They aren't stupid. Senate Democrats know if they don't pass a health care bill, they are going to need those jobless benefits.
Meanwhile, David Letterman was awarded the Nobel Piece Prize.
Presidential hopeful, Bill Richardson, explains to reporters the difference between himself and Barack Obama.
And perhaps even Hillary.
The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Democrat wearing wearing shorts, sandals, a Vote for Obama hat and a Save the Trees shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear. As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing Go Sarah shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into the bear’s chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the bear’s grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the bear. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat. As they began to leave, the Pope summoned al of them men over to him. “I give you my more...
They also got to meet Joe Biden. In fact, they are still meeting with him.