Democrat Jokes / Recent Jokes
That couple who sneaked by the Secret Service and met the Obamas is planning even more wild stuff in their quest for a reality show. Next, they'll be filmed in a room with a slimy, 80 year old lizard that apparently talks. Oh wait, that's just their interview with Larry King.
Rod Blagojevich is quickly going from being a sleazy politician to something out of a 19th century German children's fable.
In an effort to blunt the hysteria over Barak Obama, who many have likened to John F. Kennedy because of Obama’s charisma, Hillary attempted to claim JFK as her own.
Appearing in Nashua, NH, candidate Clinton said she is like JFK because she is shrill, vindictive and divisive, which in a parallel universe, is just like JFK.
However, he is willing to resign for the right price.
There is a nickels worth of difference between a republican and a democrat
Put a nickel on the table and a republican will kill you for it.
Do the same and a democrat will steal it from you.
In regard of who should become the next president of the USA, the "who do you want to answer the phone at 3 am" ads are rather irrelevant.
Between midnight and 5 am, the White House red phone line is always answered by Jampur Call Center, India. And has been for the past 8 years.