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I heard rapper "50 Cent" is heading out on tour soon.....
No truth to the rumor he's keeping with the theme and bringing along up-and-coming hip-hop artist's "State Quartazz", "Miss Susan B. Anthony with the Silva Certificates", or "Sacagawea Dolla featuring Lil' Wheat Penny"....
Adam Sandler turns 40 in a few months and the new father says he's ready to shift his focus. Sandler and his wife, Jackie, welcomed their first child, Sadie Madison, last month.
Sandler reports fatherhood is going well, but admits he is not sure if he will be able to answer all of the questions that inquisitive children will surely ask, such as "Why is the sky blue?", "Where do babies come from?", and "Why haven't you made a funny movie since Happy Gilmore?".
Activision plans to release Guitar Hero: Metallica later this month. Metallica guitarist Kirk Hammett ordered the first copy so he could learn all Dave Mustaine's solos. (For all you metal geeks!)
Last week, Cher attended a hearing in Washington on whether to modify helmets for soldiers in Iraq. The entertainer has donated more than $130,000 to the group Operation Helmet, which modifies the inside of soldiers' helmets to make them better able to absorb shock from a bomb blast.
While this seems like an odd move from the anti-war Cher, she does have protective headwear design experience, having brilliantly crafted some killer ski helmets for her former husband.
...Kim Kardashian, admitting she's made some mistakes & poor choices in the past, resolves to live a better life and get her act together so that she can make better mistakes in the future.
Alex Trebek will be hosting a new reality show on Canadian television called'Canada's Next Prime Minister'. The show was originally going to be called, "The Biggest Hoser".