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Feeling like a brand new man,Chaz Bono wants to start a charity organization to fund transgender surgeries.His efforts will be pro Bono, of course.

Mel Gibson blasts Iraq war. Says not enough Jews being killed.

It is called "Transformers 3-"The Malibu Beach Mansion-The Final Payment"

Asked by GQ whether she fancied Tony Blair, Paris Hilston answered, “Who?”
Attagirl! That’s exactly what a star is supposed to be! More of today's celebrities need to take a page from old-time stars the way Paris has done. For example, when Soviet Premier Nikita Kruschev came here on a visit and requested an evening out with Marilyn Monroe, someone had to tell her who he was. Because Marilyn was like, “Krushchev WHO??”
That’s my girl! That’s when stars knew how to be stars and actors knew their place. After all, saying “Who’s Tony Blair?” is much smarter than saying “Bush is a Nazi!”

Duane "Dog the Bounty Hunter" Chapman has apologized for using the N-word and said he didn't mean to offend an entire group of people. He meant only to offend one n----r in particular.

June 18 - June 24

"I didn't have time to giftwrap it. It just came out of the dog's ass."

- Alec Baldwin's daughter Ireland, giving him his Father's Day present.

A man who was once a great actor found he had a serious problem, he could no longer remember his lines. After many years of searching, he finally found a theatre where they were willing to give him a chance to shine again.
"This is the most important part of the play," the director said, "and it consists of only one line. You must walk onto the stage carrying a rose. You must hold the rose to your nose with only one finger and your thumb, sniff it deeply, and then recite the line... 'Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress'."
The actor was thrilled. For the entire day prior to the play he practiced his line, over and over again. Finally, the big day came.
The curtain was raised and the actor walked onto the stage. With the greatest of passion, he delivered his line - "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."
Suddenly, the audience burst into laughter and the director was fuming. "You damn fool!" cried the director. "You've ruined more...