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Fergie, the female singer of the Black Eyed Peas, said in a recent article that she used to use crystal meth, and keeps herself off it by doing activities such as running and pole-dancing.
Yeah, pole-dancing. That'll keep away the crystal meth.
We do too Tanya. That's why we stopped giving a crap 15 years ago.
Jane met Tarzan in the jungle and found she was very attracted to him. While asking him questions about his life, she asked how he managed for sex.
"What's sex?" asked a confused Tarzan.
She explained to him what sex was and he replied, "Tarzan use hole in tree trunk."
Horrified, Jane said, "No, Tarzan, you have it all wrong. I'll show you how to do it the proper way." She then removed all her clothes, laid on the ground and spread her legs.
Pointing to her privates, she said, "Here, Tarzan. You must put it here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, moved closer to her and gave her a tremendous kick in the crotch.
Jane rolled around in agony and gasped, "What the hell was that for?"
"Tarzan always check for bees!" he replied.
Chinese Americans are upset that Rosie O'Donnell said "Ching Chong" on "The View." Barbara Walters lamented, "Star Jones never would have said that, n*ggers aren't that stupid."
It's a little known show biz fact,but in the late 1980's Princess Diana and Rhea Perlman were a comedy team.They were known as Di & Rhea.Needless to say,they had a very short run.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the' 'black man'' in order to trample him and keep him down.
The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,' 'Thou shalt cross the road.'' And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
L.A. Police Department: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.
Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.
Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
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In Las Vegas, due to the faltering economy the Kardashian sisters were unable to draw in sold-out crowds to their own events. Alas, Kim Kardashian's posterior--which is now bigger than the Astrodome and has housed just as many blacks--will have to work part-time until things pick up.