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Michael Richards and his two hecklers have agreed to meet. Richards plans on apologizing for being racist, while the hecklers will apologize for being interrupting, self-agrandizing pricks.
A little girl is waiting in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up onto Santa's lap and Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"
"I'd like a Barbie and a G.I. Joe," she replies.
Confused, Santa says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."
"Oh, no," she explains. "She comes with G.I. Joe. She just fakes it with Ken!"
The wildfires in California are so bad that this week contestants on "Dancing with the Stars" are going to perform a special rain dance.
By 2011, Oprah will have been talking virtually non-stop for 25 years--a record surpassed only by Joe Biden.
Tarzan got into a huge fight with a lion in the jungles of Africa and, while the lion was defeated, it did manage to destroy Tarzan's eye and rip off his arm and his dick.
Needless to say, Tarzan's jungle friends helped him out by giving him the parts he needed... the eye of an eagle, the arm of a gorilla, and an elephant trunk for a dick. A while later, Cheeta the Chimp asked Tarzan how his new parts were working out for him.
"Tarzan like. With new eye, Tarzan can see far. With new arm, Tarzan strong. But, Tarzan no like new wee-wee," Tarzan replied.
"Why not?" asked Cheeta.
"It keep taking weeds and shoving in Tarzan's ass!" Tarzan complained.
Did you know that Chris Brown performed the song "NO AIR" with Jordan Sparks. Well no air was the song Rihanna was singing when Chris Brown had his hands around her throat. "NO AIR!!!!!"