Fighting Jokes / Recent Jokes

Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody are fighting over a fake eyebrow. Then crazywhen to the policeman and she said"Nobody and Somebody are fighting" Thenthe policeman look at her then he said "What are youtalking about?" Then she said again "Nobody and Somebody are fighting"Then the policeman said "What? Are you crazy?" Then she said "Yes but howdid you know my name?"

Two woman are fighting in the supermarket. One quickly got the Folgers coffee, and dumps down the other woman`s shirt. The lady asks why did she did that? Her response was, "There`s nothin` more better than waking up with Folgers in your cup."

Anything labeled "New" and/or "Improved" isn`t. The label means the price went up. The label "All New", "Completely New", or "Great New" means the price went way up.

Anything that doesn`t eat you today is saving you for tomorrow.

Anything that is designed to do more than one thing cannot do any of them well.

Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.

Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

Appearances are not everything; it just looks like they are.

Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?

As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airline encounters turbulence.

A young boy comes running down the street looking for a cop.
He finds one and then begs, "Please, officer, come back to the bar with me, my father's in a fight."
Well, they get back to the bar and there's three guys fighting like you wouldn't believe.
After a while the cop turns to the kid and says, "Okay, which one's your father."
The kid looks up at the cop and says, "I don't know, officer, that's what they're fighting about."

Anything is possible, but nothing is easy.
Anything labeled “New” and/or “Improved” isn’t. The label means the price went up. The label “All New”, “Completely New”, or “Great New” means the price went way up.
Anything that doesn’t eat you today is saving you for tomorrow.
Anything that is designed to do more than one thing cannot do any of them well.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
Appearances are not everything; it just looks like they are.
Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airline encounters turbulence.

A newly wed couple arranged to spend their honeymoon in a basement apartment
they had rented in Paris. It was a gorgeous Spring day when they arrived and
they took the opportunity to exercise their new marital privileges.
The three French boys walked by the open window and looked in -
Three year old: Oh looook, they are fighting...
Four year old: They are not fighting, they are mekking laaave...
Five year old: Oui! VERY poorly too!
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Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like that in this prescription?
Doctor: No need for that. You will find that in your bill.