Golly Jokes

(To The Tune of Good Golly, Miss Monica) Semen on a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Semen on a blue dress found! Fe, fe, fi, fi, fo, fo, fum
Monica`s dress has the President`s cum! In the Oval Office, on the carpeted floor
Till the Leader of the Country up and hollers for more
In her reinforced kneepads with the Presidential Seal
Seeking out that First Banana to peel! Semen on a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Semen on a blue dress found! The Commander-in-Chief says, "You do it so well"
"I love it, you creep!" says Monica L.
Poor Hillary`s working on "It Takes A Village"
While Miss Lewinsky`s dress gets a Big Ole` Spillage
She`s not too skinny, she`s not too fat
Every President wants an Intern like that! Semen on a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Semen on a blue dress found! Semen on a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Semen on a blue dress found! Good golly Miss Monica, don`t sing more...

Drinking around the Christmas tree at the Christmas party rush,
Faces are hung o'er the balcony, everybody is a lush.

Drinking around the Christmas tree, let the Christmas drunkards
through,
Later we'll do some vomiting, and our arms will hug the loo.

You will get an upset stomach feeling when you taste
Vodka through your nose, oh golly,
Deck the halls with boughs of holly.

Drinking around the Christmas tree, your hangover's on its way,
Everybody's wearing ice pack hats in the new old-fashioned way.

(drunken sax solo.)

You will get an upset stomach feeling when you taste
Vodka through your nose, oh golly,
Deck the halls with boughs of holly.

Drinking around the Christmas tree, your hangover's on its way,
Everybody's wearing ice pack hats in the new old-fashioned way.