New York Jokes / Recent Jokes
Andy Pettitte has rejected the Yankees' one-year, $10 million offer. Pettitte said he refused to be paid less than the team's bat boy.
NYC transit agency is investigating a video posted online that shows a man kissing and snuggling a live chicken aboard a subway. Coincidentally, last week the same video camera caught a man choking his chicken.
As New Yorkers continue to await for someone, anyone to approve a final design of the World Trade Center Memorial, the Pentagon's 9/11 tribute is set for its groundbreaking on Thursday. So what exactly does this mean?
The phrase "it's like dealing with the Pentagon" will now imply a streamlined process that reaches its resolution quickly and easily.
The saying "in a New York minute" will now confer a unit of time that seems to last much, much longer than a regular minute.
Hordes of German tourists will now plan vacations to visit "The World's Largest Office Building."
Actually, New York's Memorial has been completed for some time. A reflection of the city itself, it's been dubbed "The Eternal Argument."
After a New York student fell onto a subway track, Wesley Autrey saved the man’s life when he jumped to the tracks and pinned him down before a train roared inches above them. Unfortunately for many witnesses, giving a dollar to that homeless flute player doesn’t seem all that altruistic now, does it?
In New York you can now change your gender on your birth certificate. If you no longer feel like being the sex you were born as, change it to whatever makes you more comfortable, which in turn makes the person sitting next to you on the subway more uncomfortable.
This also looks like it can open the backdoor to gay marriage as well.
Judith Nathan revealed that she, too, had had a previously unknown marriage before her two other marriages- and was further surprised to find out that the marriage was to none other than Mayor Giuliani himself.
"Oh, my God- that was you!?" she said.
"How would I have remembered that?" she added, "You weren't even Mayor yet, and you're hair was much different."
Boston College coach Jeff Jagodzinski is expected to be fired after interviewing with the New York Jets. Not because of disloyalty, but because it's now obvious that he lacks good decision-making skills.