New York Jokes / Recent Jokes
Spring Valley, NY police responding to a fire found a bus that had been converted into a supersized oven for passover matzos.
I don't know how the rest of my fellow Jews feel, but I think converting anything into an oven sort of mocks our history just a tiny bit.
Bangkok, Thailand - The Thai military today staged a no-shots-fired coup and took over control of the government while Prime Minister Thaksin was in New York for the UN meeting. Throughout the streets of Bangkok, residents were not surprised by the coup.
In America, however, shock ran through the streets, with citizens often exclaiming "you can do that? Why the hell didn't we think of that?"
The human body is amazing. Did you know that if you were to take the small intestine of an average person and spread it around the bases at Yankee Stadium, you’d be committing at least three felonies?
AOL gave me a week to write, produce, shoot, and edit this fake local news show in the summer of 2005. They never wound up using it--for their own convoluted corporate reasons. Someone at AOL thought the #5 in the title was offensive to quintaphobes maybe. Anyway, it stars me, Nick Stevens from the Shark Show, and Becca Greene and Will Nunziata from the Royal We. My pal Alan Harris, who directed the 2005 Emerging Comics of New York Award Winning shorts "I Am Drugs" which are now airing on FUSE, paved our way through this one too. Note: Presumably all the comics that are going to emerge have done so because there doesn't seem to have been a ECNY 2006. I'm glad I emerged in time. Hate to be stuck in whatever open mic limbo all those "unemerged" comics are to live in forever. a DRINK AT WORK production
It seems like the New York Mets always wind up going down the toilet.But it shouldn't surprise me,they play in Flushing,New York.
Scientists in New Guinea have discovered a new species of giant rat.The creature, a ruthless predator, is believed to have migrated from Palm Beach and Manhattan’s Upper East Side, and has been registered underthe nomenclature Bernius Madoffius.
Scott Boras believes the Mets have enough money to afford Roy Halladay's salary. We believe Scott Boras has enough money to afford Roy Halladay's salary.