New York Jokes / Recent Jokes

Slumdog Millionaire won the Golden Globe for Best Drama Picture Sunday night. Slumdog Millionaire should not be confused with Slimeball Millionaire--a movie about Bernard Madoff.

A male nanny in New York City was charged with Pedophilia. Police became suspicious when they found out the man worked as a nanny.

4 New York City firefighters were forced by the city to close their firehouse and bathe a dirty Ringling Brothers circus elephant yesterday. (Insert "Kirstie Alley personal assistant joke" here.)

Because of this God-awful heatwave there have been power outages all around New York City. Thankfully my neighborhood has power. Nothing I hate more than not having power. No TV, no air conditioning.
You wake up in the middle of the night and have to stumble to the bathroom in the dark. Then you're peeing and you realize, "This don't sound right." Turns out you're tinkling in the laundry basket. It's a nightmare.

Mike D'Antoni says he's "really encouraged" by the Knicks' progress. It's sad when progress is a three game losing streak.

Big deal. Women have traded sex for a lot less--like Mets season tickets.

President Bush is very angry at the New York Times for publishing stories he says hurt national security--he says he'd drop his subscription if, in fact, he read newspapers.