New York Jokes / Recent Jokes

A 1,000 lb. chainsaw carving of former Buffalo Bills running back Thurman Thomas is missing one day after it was unveiled. But it still has more catches than Terrell Owens.

Beware of kids wearing Bernie Madoff masks this Halloween.They'll swindle you out of all your candy and leave you holding a bag of flaming poo.

The Hudson River in New York is frozen. People can’t really swim in it,but at least it makes a better runway for Chesley Sullenberger.

Nino's Bellisima Pizza restaurant in New York is now offering a grand pizza -- or rather -- a pizza costing a grand. Nino was quoted, "If I could only sell one it would be show how stupid the rich really are".

Compellis Pharmaceuticals said it will begin human trials next year of a nasal spray designed to fight obesity by blocking the senses of smell and taste.
Wall Street rallied on the news as traders expressed excitement about the possibility of being able to get their cocaine in a handy spray form.

Yankees manager Joe Girardi took his team to a pool hall, in an effort to create stronger bonds. Alex Rodriguez was especially comfortable there, since he will spend most of 2009 behind the 8-ball.

....the financial crisis has reached nearly every part of society....i was at a strip club and i saw a guy tucking food stamps into a dancer's G-string.....