New York Jokes / Recent Jokes

As part of President Obama's new banking regulation changes, what was once referred to as the bonus season will now be changed to the "Bone-us" season.

To my fellow New Yorkers and Yankee fans, please accept my deepest apologies. The events of this past Wednesday are my fault.
It seems that after a few tequilas and an ill-advised viewing of "License to Drive," I asked God to please kill Corey Feldman.
I don't know what to say...except that I am done with T-Mobile.

...actor jeremy piven has quit the cast of the broadway play "speed the plow"...the reason why is in dispute....the actor maintains he left the show due to mercury poisoning....his co-stars are attributing it to ur-an-anus poisoning.

Andy Roddick and Serena Williams were invited to throw out ceremonial pitches for the Yankees. And start for the Mets.

TV news journalist and lifelong Bills fans Tim Russert has died at the age of 58. It's so unfortunate that Russert passed before he could see Buffalo lose another four Super Bowls.

First Lady Laura Bush has said that the attempt by an Iraqi journalist to hit her husband with his shoes was "an assault," though she did admit the guy had a strong arm and wouldn't be surprised if the Yankees offered him a contract.

Even worse, it will seem like 300 due to compounding.