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...1st annual Erectile Dysfunction Olympics will be held this year...event will last no more than 4 hrs, and will be held at Lake Flaccid

Why isn't Mexico in the olympics?...Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are already over the Border..

A new report suggests that 1,055 athletes were injured at the Beijing Games. That includes 300 Chinese athletes who had their legs broken for failing to win gold.

Q: What's better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics? A: Not being retarded!

Q: Whats better than winning the Gold Medal in the Special Olympics?
A: Not being fuckin Retarded

Hi, kids! Hope you all had a good weekend. I know we did up here at the
North Pole, because the first weekend in December is traditionally time
when we hold the Reindeer Games.

Which, not entirely coincidentally, brings us to today's letter from
Peter, from Chicago, who asks:

Dear Santa:

One of the saddest stories at Christmas is how Rudolph, the red-nosed
reindeer, wasn't allowed to join in all the reindeer games. Rudolph
became a hero, but we never actually found out what sort of games are
reindeer games. What kinds of games are they?"

Well, Peter, there are reindeer games, and then there are The Reindeer
Games. It's the difference between playing softball in the park with
your buddies, and participating in the Olympics. Anyone can play
reindeer games any time they want (even if you're not really a
reindeer). But it takes a special sort of deer to have the drive to be
in the more...

Q: What's better than winning the Special Olympics? A: Not being retarded.