Skydiving Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q. How do you keep a blond from whistling while she is skydiving?
A. Make sure she wears underwear.
A Chinese family goes on a skydiving trip. They all have parachutes and jump. The baby did not know how to use the parachute, so he grabbed onto his dad`s butt. The dad farts, so the baby falls down, goes through the roof, and suprisingly lands in his room in his crib. Two hours later, the family gets home. They look at the baby in his crib and ask him how he got home so soon. The Chinese baby responded, "Me Chinese me no dumb, da go poot me go zoom that how me get home so soon."
Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer. "What happened?" asked the farmer.Liam replied, "My parachute failed to open." "Well," said the farmer, "if you had of asked the locals before you jumped, they would have told you nothing opens here on a Sunday."