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Incredibly, by Florida standards, he's still considered to be a safe driver.

At the heart of the current economic and social unrest is the discrepancy between the haves and the have mores.

A 70-year old former U.S. soldier killed a mugger while vacationing in Costa Rica.

In a related story, the FBI made former Marine, John Murtha crap in his pants.

It was reported that during the GOP convention, to prevent Sarah Palin from pronouncing "nuclear" as "new-cu-lur," like President Bush does, the teleprompter during her speech spelled the word out phonetically.  When he heard the news, Bush was proud, saying that it's innovation like this that makes the terrorists hate us so much. 

President Barack Obama’s economic recovery plan is on track to pass the Senate after a handful of moderate Republicans and Democrats forced more than $100 billion in cuts from the bill. To keep things in perspective, 100 billion dollars could buy approximately 27 military toilet seats!

Critics say the survey was flawed becuase researchers used a body diagram of Dick Cheney.

The pro golf tour is playing the Waste Management Phoenix Open this week.I thought garbage time and trash talk only existed in the NBA.