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There were three people on a plane: Michael Jordan, President Bush, and a soldier.
The soldier said "I want to help those who are starving" and threw out an apple.
Michael Jordan said "OH YEAH! I want to help them out even more." and threw out a watermelon.
Bush said "I want to stop all the fighting and wars", so he threw out a bomb.
When the plane landed, they say 2 boys crying and one boy laughing.
They walked to the first boy who was crying and asked him what was wrong.
He stated "I was walking home from school and this apple hit me on my head. It reallys hurts". They said sorry and explained what had happened.
Then they walked to the second boy who was crying and asked him what was wrong.
He said "My friends and I were playing and out of no where a watermelon smacked me on my head." They said sorry and explained what happened.
Then they walked to the boy who was laughing his ass off. They more...

One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, the Dali Lama, and a hippie. Suddenly, an oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment. "Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we're about to crash in New Jersey. The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane.Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen", he said, "I am the world's greatest athlete. The world needs great athletes. I think the world's greatest athlete should have a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and into the night.Bill Gates rose and more...

In Virginia a helicopter was cruising fast at tree top level when the engine quit, too low to auto-rotate, the helicopter plunged into a small lake where three boys happened to be fishing.
The boys who were at the lake saw the whole thing happen. They swam to the site of the crash, looked in the wreckage and saw that the pilot and copilot were both dead. The lone passenger was unconscious and barely alive. They pulled him out, took him to shore, and gave him artificial
respiration - saving his life.
Within a few minutes there were several helicopters circling the area and one of them landed. A guy got out who seemed to be in charge and came up to the boys, he congratulated them for saving President Clinton!
"Boys," said the man, " you just saved the leader of our country! You each deserve a reward. You name it, and I'll give it to you."
The first boy said, "I really want a pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
The man replied, "Michael more...