Raha Jokes / Recent Jokes

Aik Sardar apnay kandhay per aik totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha..
Kisi nay pocha: ”Yeh kon sa janwar hai?
”tota(parrot) bola: “Sardar”

Wife: Dekho na Wo aadmi mujhe Ghur Ghur ke Dekh raha hai. Husband: Are woh toh Bhangarwala hai, bekar maal par nazar rakhna uski aadat hai.

Ajit: Maikal, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai?
Maikal: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Maikal: Yes Boss.
AJIT: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai. ......

Ajeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai?
Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai.
Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Raabert: Yes Boss.
Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai. ......

Santa: "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon".
Banta: "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"

Santa: Bakri se door bhag raha tha.
Banta: Bhag kyon rahe ho?
Santa: Mere Papa ne kaha tha mere dimag me bhoosa bhara hai, soch raha hun kahin ye kha na jaye!!

Aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par phool daal raha hota he
Aur brabar men bhi aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par chawal daal raha hota he.
Pehla Aadmi doosre se kehta he " Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?"
Doosra dost:"Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga