Stand-Up Comedy Jokes / Recent Jokes

As I understand it, Adam Sandler's new movie "Click" is about a guy with a universal TV controller.
Remotely funny.

Bernie Mac announced he is retiring from stand-up comedy.

After hearing this Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia decided to do the professional thing and divided up his jokes evenly.

Chinese Americans are upset that Rosie O'Donnell said "Ching Chong" on "The View." Barbara Walters lamented, "Star Jones never would have said that, n*ggers aren't that stupid."

My brother said that he thinks Dane Cook's career is just an elaborate ploy to get laid.

I told him that almost everything anybody ever does is part of an elaborate ploy to get laid.

Rumor has it that former Spice Girl Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown is pregnant by Eddie Murphy.
Which will make this the world's first baby to be born a has-been.