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Recently, several people have gotten in trouble for selling access to Hezbollah TV in the US, which has banned the station after designating Hezbollah a terrorist organization.
However, I must admit that my curiosity was piqued, and after a long search I finally pointed my satellite dish in the right direction. The following are my 5 favorite Hezbollah TV shows:
5. No Deal or No Deal
4. Survivor: Beirut
3. Desperate Jihadists
2. VH1: Behind the Explosives
1. Two and a Half Jews

*Addendum- added 10/19/06:
Today I heard Bill Maher use the No Deal or No Deal joke on Real Time, refering to an Iraqi TV show, so don't think I stole it from him, because I wrote this at least 2 weeks ago. Just know that I'm as funny as he is, only sooner...Tim

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