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If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?
If fire fighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight???
If nothing sticks to teflon, then how do they make teflon stick to the pan?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear seatbelts?
If love is blind, then why is lingere so popular?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
If a black box flight recorder is never damaged in a plane crash, why dont they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If most car accidents occur within 5 kilometers of home, then why doesnt every one just move 5 k's away?
Why are psychics still working if they all know the winning lottery numbers?
If you try to fail, but you succeed, which have you done?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of its bottle?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical more...

Why are there Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, then how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
Why do noses run and feet smell?
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
How can someone 'draw a blank'?
When styrofoam is shipped, what do they pack it in?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a 'near hit'?
Why are the needles for lethal injections sterilized?
Why do 24-hour stores have locks on their doors?
Why is it called rush hour when everything moves so slow?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Why is it called a TV 'set', when you only get one?
If a mute uses foul language, does his mother wash his hands with soap"
Why are power outages reported on TV?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas station when smoking is prohibited there?
Do you need a silencer on a gun if you are going to kill a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?
If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
If you tied a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
If you're driving a vehicle at the speed of light, what will happen when you turn on the headlights?
You know most packages say "open here". What more...