Television Jokes / Recent Jokes

I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.

President Bush has asked Clay Aiken to serve on the President's Committee for People with Intellectual Disabilities. "Oddly enough," said Aiken, "the first person I get to meet with is the President."

Apparently the scientists stumbled onto the set of ‘The View’.

Television: a medium. So called because it is neither rare, nor well done.

Watched the finale of American Idol on Tivo today. I know I'm a few days late, but karaoke-with-trophies has never been a priority for me.

NBC is looking to add a drama program in place of “The Jay Leno Show”at 10 PM. I have to ask: isn’t one taping of “The Jay Leno Show” enoughdrama for one week?

A group of leading historians are begging ABC to pull the broadcast of "The Path to 9/11" because of "flagrant falsehoods." Added one, "And while you're at it,'Dancing with the Stars' sucks."