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President-Elect Obama has pledged to do more for the environment. He has already begun with a vast recycling program of ex-Clinton officals.

Hawaii football coach Greg McMackin has apologized for comparing Notre Dame to homosexuals. He didn't mean to insult homosexuals.

Everyone used to wonder how michael phelps could eat 12,000 calories a day. Now they're like, oh munchies. got it

To which Michael Phelps responded by popping speed and doing a bump.

Meanwhile, NBC has asked the White House if President Obama would like his own show in the 10 pm time slot.

Congressman Foley was bombarded by large marshmallows by men in pink uniforms as a teenager, it was revealed today. I knew something would snap eventually said a source who did not want to be identified. He has been carrying this around with him for a long long time. I think it’s sad about the pages but hopefully Congressman Foley can now get the help he needs.

The number one movie at the box office this weekend was Saw IV, about a sadistic killer named Jigsaw. If you haven’t seen the first three and were wondering how Jigsaw got away with murdering people. It's simple; he was tried in California.