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Karl Rove says that President Bush would veto bills allowing expanded embryonic stem-cell research, saying "We were all an embryo at one point."
But look what happened to some of those embroys--they grew up to become Karl Rove and President Bush.
PS Is anyone looking into directing research into discovering which embryos will turn into evil douchebags?
On September 10th, George and Lady Bush laid wreaths
for the anniversary of 9/11.
Today I brought a frozen eggplant parmigiana (grilled, not fried) to the office for lunch. This was the first time I brought such a meal – normally I do the sandwich route, but today I wanted something different.
Oh, I got something different. You know when it says on food packages that microwave settings vary? At home, I put the eggplant parmigiana in the microwave for 13 minutes and it comes out perfect. Well, the microwave in my office seems to have been assembled at Los Alamos – I put it up for 13 minutes and the damn thing incinerated my lunch. All of the cheese evaporated, the tomato sauce hardened into lava and only a few strips of eggplant remained unscathed.
Needless to say, I am both angry and hungry. Though at the moment, the hunger is stronger than the anger. And I have another five hours to go before dinnertime!
But on the other hand...I need to shed a few pounds. Maybe this smaller meal is a blessing in microwaved disguise?
Hillary Clinton compared herself this weekend to Rocky.
Does she mean she got brain damaged after being hit by a black guy?
Former President Bill Clinton meets with North Korea's Kim Jong Il to discuss swapping Hillary for two imprisoned journalists.
The Obama kids stayed home to babysit Joe Biden.
An Illinois kindergartner made history by hitting a hole in one. Sadly, his victory was short-lived when he had to lay down five year's worth of allowance to buy a round of drinks in the clubhouse.