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This just in to the newsdesk...Nevada brothel gets OK to hire first male prostitutes. Questions on the Job interview... "Do you work well under others??" "How long did you hold your last position?"
The economy of Greece is in Ruins..........but hasn't it always been?
Due to the recent terror plot, President Bush reassured the American people, "This country is safer than it was prior to 9-11 not just because we now have a terror alert system, but because the terrorists also have two less targets."
I was once told that I am a physically intimidating person, which is perhaps both the strangest thing I’ve ever heard (little me, intimidating?) and the coolest thing I’ve ever heard (a mere glance will convey the message “Outta my way, sucka, or your head will be pulp” – boy, what power!).
There might be some truth in that. I found that out recently on a New York City street corner while waiting for friends to show up for dinner. While standing around, looking high and low for my party to arrive, a guy came walking down the dark street and into the glow of the streetlight illuminating my spot on the sidewalk. There was something about this guy that looked very familiar, but I couldn’t place it immediately – and it was weird, because I knew the face but it didn’t seem to fit the guy’s body.
Then I realized who it was: Edward Burns, the actor/filmmaker. And when I identified him to myself, I had a double reaction. First, I was appalled to finally more...
I can't believe New York City and the Empire State Building would celebrate the anniversary of Communist China.Our country is further in the Red than I imagined.
The owner of Foley’s Pub in New York City is banning the Song “Danny Boy” for the entire month of March because it is overplayed and depressing.
In the meantime, ‘G7’ on the pub’s jukebox has been replaced with the far less depressing – Rage Against the Machine’s ‘Bullet in the Head.’
President Bush has been very stingy with pardons during his time in office. Some high profile individuals such as Michael Milken, Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham, and Louisiana Gov. Edwin W. Edwards have yet to receive pardons. In fact, your best chance for a pardon under Bush is if your name is Tom Turkey.