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President Bush arrives in the "States of America" helicopter-after learning that Alaska and Hawaii aren't connected.

Boston Beer Co. unveiled a special glass today so customers can savor its Samuel Adams brand beer. It is called a beer bottle.

With so many people unemployed, they will have to hire people to process unemployment claims.

President Bush is vowing he will not back down in his support for UN Ambassador John Bolton. Having heard that, Bolton’s already packing up his office.

Amid allegations he snorted crystal meth and cavorted with a male prostitute, evangelical leader Ted Haggard is entering “spiritual rehab.” It was either that, or the West Hollywood samba competition.

A Kansas woman who lost her voice nearly three years ago, suddenly started talking again. Doctors were stunned; her husband was pissed.

...john mc cain picked up a crucial endorsement when the Log Cabin Republicans endorsed his presidential bid....not to be outdone, Barack Obama announced he has secured the endorsement of the Mrs. Butterworth Democrats.

Now 2-10 Washington State beat now 0-11 Washington to win the Apple Cup. Because someone had to.

Authorities said a 19-year-old carjacking suspect from Detroit who was studying auto repair at a community college may have been using the skills he learned in class to dismantle stolen vehicles. It makes him the most successful community college graduate in recent memory.